Carnivore Bar "Just Move" Shorts
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$24.99 USD
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Carnivore Bar "Just Move" Shorts
$24.99 USD
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Embrace the ancestral lifestyle with the Carnivore Bar "Just Move" Shorts—designed for those who understand that a carnivore diet and an active life go hand in hand. Featuring the signature Carnivore Bar cow logo and the empowering "Just Move" mantra, these shorts are the perfect reminder to keep your body in motion, whether you're running, training, or just out enjoying life.
Crafted from the classic Soffe Original Ranger Panty style, these lightweight, ultra-soft tricot shorts have been a favorite of the U.S. military for decades. The loose fit, breathable fabric, and internal liner provide ultimate comfort and mobility during any activity. With an internal pocket for essentials like keys or ID, you’re ready to move without having to worry about your gear.
Whether you're hitting the gym, the track, or going for a walk, the "Just Move" shorts offer the freedom you need to stay active and pursue your best carnivore lifestyle.
Key Features:
- Bold Carnivore Bar cow logo and "Just Move" slogan to promote a life of action and strength
- Soft, durable tricot fabric that resists snags and runs, offering long-lasting comfort
- Classic Ranger Panty style for a loose, comfortable fit that allows full mobility
- Internal liner and pocket for holding small essentials like keys, ID, or cards
- Available in sizes S-XXL to fit every body type
- Ideal for running, training, or any active pursuit that keeps you moving
From gym sessions to outdoor workouts, the "Just Move" shorts are your go-to gear for living the carnivore, active lifestyle. Get moving and make every moment count.
Carnivore Bar "Drink Water" Bottle
$29.99 | 32oz
Stay Hydrated. Stay Primal.
18/8 stainless steel with double-wall copper vacuum insulation—keeps water icy cold all day.
Powder-coated grip. Leak-proof threaded lid. Removable strap with buckles. Engraved logo and "Drink Water" mantra. The essentials in one bottle.
carnivore bar pouch
$19.99
Protect Your Fuel
Keeps your Carnivore Bar from getting crushed. Hook-and-loop fastener for a snug, secure fit.
Logo patch on front. Perfect for gym bags, backpacks, or travel. Ready when you are.
carnivore bar trucker hat
$24.99
Wear It Proud
Iconic "Eat Meat" motto front and center. High-quality, breathable fabric for all-day comfort.
Adjustable strap for a personalized fit. More than a hat—it's a statement.
carnivore bar "eat meat" shirt
$24.99 | Sizes XS–XXXL
Wear Your Values
Soft cotton-poly blend. Carnivore Bar food pyramid graphic with "EAT MEAT" motto on front.
Logo on back nape. Black with durable white ink. For anyone who values real food and the carnivore lifestyle.
carnivore bar "just move" shorts
$24.99 | Sizes S–XXL
Military-Trusted. Carnivore-Approved.
Classic Soffe Ranger Panty style—trusted by the U.S. military for decades. Ultra-soft tricot fabric that resists snags.
Internal liner plus pocket for keys or ID. Loose fit, full mobility. Carnivore Bar cow logo and "Just Move" mantra included.
- FAQS -
What is your shipping and return policy?
We recognize Carnivore Bar is unlike most products you've purchased, and we want you set up for success. Each bar goes through a full week of production, from sourcing hand-selected cuts to the final seal, crafted to be kept, not returned. That said, every sale is final. No refunds. No returns. No exchanges. The only exception is a confirmed manufacturing defect; taste or texture preference falls outside the scope of this policy.
Our bars are real food, formulated for long-term shelf storage and emergency preparedness. Once an order leaves our facility, supply-chain integrity prevents it from being received back, resold, or redistributed, which is why every transaction is permanent.
Not sure yet? We strongly recommend starting with a single bar sample before committing to a larger order. Our chatbot can walk you through flavors, storage tips, and anything else before you buy.
Do you ship internationally?
While we love the global community that has previously purchased from us, we are now only shipping to the USA as we've run into problems with other countries accepting our packages since meat products are highly regulated and every country seems to have different import laws. Until we can be sure that international customers will be able to receive the packages they order from us, we will continue to ship only within the US. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are working hard to find a solution to ship The Carnivore Bar world-wide.
What's in each bar?
Beef, tallow, and options including salt, no-salt, salt + raw honey, and Pluck (an organ-based seasoning). A lot of meat gets condensed into each bar! Each bar contains the equivalent of an 6oz Ribeye steak with 80 percent of the calories from fat and 20 percent of the calories from protein. So basically a steak you can put in your pocket and take with you anywhere!
Each bar is slightly more protein than fat by volume, giving the bar a delightful crunch that we’ve engineered mechanically, without having to add anything chemical or unnatural that might upset our digestion. The weight of each bar is roughly 56 grams, making it approximately 400 calories per bar. Find out more about the bar here.
Why are there crunchy pieces in the bar?
The crunchy texture in the bar is from the dehydrated beef. The crunch is normal, but we recommend chewing mindfully if you have sensitive teeth. Traditional pemmican has a slimy consistency, which most people find unpalatable, so we’ve intentionally created a unique texture that’s more enjoyable to eat! Slightly crunchy due to the drying process, and slightly creamy from the tallow.
My Carnivore Bars are soft or have melted - Are they bad? do they need to be refrigerated?
Nope! Carnivore Bars are shelf-stable, meaning they don’t need to be refrigerated. Although they will be slightly softer in warmer weather, this just means that there are zero fillers or preservatives used. The shelf-life of the bars are not affected by temperature as a result of the technology we use to make them. Feel free to throw them in the fridge overnight to harden up if you prefer a firmer, crunchier texture. Check out more about our bars here.
What kind of salt do you use for the salted bars?
We use Redmond's Real Salt in all of our salted bars. Redmond’s Real Salt “is unrefined sea salt mined from an ancient seabed in Utah where it’s safe from modern pollutants.”
Learn more about what goes into each bar and the varieties we have here.
What kind of honey do you use for the honey bars?
We currently use Sleeping Bear Farms raw honey, which is a star thistle honey produced in Northern Michigan. It contains enzymes and natural bee pollen, is unprocessed and unfiltered, and has a slightly floral taste with a smooth finish.
Learn more about what goes into each bar and the varieties we have here.
When do the bars expire?
Though our bars don’t have an official “expiration date,” we’re in the process of assessing their shelf-life for a definitive answer - we’re attempting to prove 25 years! Like pemmican, Carnivore Bars are naturally shelf stable due to the absence of moisture left in the meat of the finished product, which we test with a water activity meter for each batch. Additionally, to reduce risks of oxidation we use specialized wrappers that don’t allow for oxygen or moisture to enter into the product, which would cause food spoilage. Check out more about our bars here.
How much does each bar weigh?
Each bar weighs 2 ounces and contains approximately 1/2 lb of dried beef.
How do i make updates to my carnivore bar subscription?
You can make changes to your Carnivore Bar subscription by logging into your account on the login page, and modifying your subscription within your subscription portal.
If you are having trouble, feel free to contact us and we'd be happy to assist.
Will the Carnivore Bar work for my diet?
Whether you are on a carnivore, ancestral, paleo, keto, or omnivore diet, The Carnivore Bar is your best high-fat, meal-replacement travel food. Each bar is full of high-quality grass-fed, grass-finished protein and fat, vitamins and minerals, and keeps you feeling full while on the go. Carnivore Bars also make it through the airport for your plane travels with no issues! Learn more about what goes into each bar and the varieties we have here.
Do you have an affiliate program?
We'd be happy to work with you! Access this link and apply and we'll get back to you!
Where can i learn more about Carnivore, Low Carb, and Animal Based Diets?
Visit our related research page to read more!
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Our Promise to You
Every Carnivore Bar takes a full week to make — from raw, quality meat to a finished bar.
Hours of hands-on care, premium ingredients, and a process we refuse to rush.
That's why every order is final sale.
The cost, the time, and the attention that goes into each batch means we can't take product back once it ships.
What we CAN promise: Every bar is made with the same quality we'd feed our own families. No fillers. No seed oils. No shortcuts.