COULD THIS BE THE CATALYST THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING?

RFK Jr. just dropped a bombshell: he’s spearheading a new food pyramid, reshaping nutritional guidelines for schools, and—finally—defunding any medical school that refuses to teach nutrition.

We’re not saying this will fix America overnight. But if this move lands the way it could, it might just be the beginning of something real.

We’re talking:

✔️ Healthier school meals = healthier kids
✔️ Doctors who actually understand nutrition
✔️ A medical system that practices health care, not sick care
✔️ Government food policy that isn’t bought and paid for by cereal companies

Too much to ask? Maybe. But we’ll take “radical honesty” over fortified corn syrup any day.

Let’s break it down meme-by-meme, point-by-point:

1. 🚨 BREAKING: RFK ANNOUNCES NEW FOOD PYRAMID + MED SCHOOL SHAKE-UP

Forget everything you were taught about the food pyramid in the 90s—the days of making grains the “foundation” of health are numbered. RFK just announced that a new, simplified, whole-food-centered pyramid is in development. And here's the kicker: medical schools that don't teach nutrition? Defunded.

It’s like someone finally turned off the fog machine inside our healthcare system.

2. 🫣 THE GOVERNOR OF ILLINOIS: MASK ON, METABOLIC HEALTH OFF

While RFK talks about real food and restoring human health, some politicians are... doubling down on pharma, processed food, and pandemic-era theater.

We’re not naming names (ahem, Illinois), but if you’re wearing a mask alone and defending Lucky Charms as “healthier than steak,” maybe it’s time to sit this one out.

3. 🍕 FATTEST, SICKEST COUNTRY ON EARTH IS...WORRIED?

The U.S. is leading the world in obesity, diabetes, and chronic illness—and now we're concerned the new health secretary might do something different?

You don’t overhaul a broken system with more of the same.

Maybe... just maybe... real change looks like eating food from the earth instead of a box.

4. 📚 IT’S ABOUT TIME: MEDICAL SCHOOLS MUST TEACH NUTRITION OR LOSE FUNDING

Why is it controversial to say doctors should understand what food does to the human body?

Medical schools are flooded with pharma money, but nutrition? Optional.

RFK’s move to tie funding to nutrition education is bold, and long overdue. We don’t need more drug reps in lab coats. We need real healers.

5. 🧠 WAIT...90% OF DOCTORS NEVER TOOK A SINGLE NUTRITION COURSE?

That’s not a meme. That’s a fact.

Most physicians never receive even one full semester of nutrition training. Yet they’re the ones telling you what to eat—or what not to eat—often repeating whatever guidelines they were handed by USDA lobbyists in disguise.

“Don’t eat red meat, but here’s a statin.”

6. 🥩 THE NEW FOOD PYRAMID: WHOLE. LOCAL. HUMAN.

RFK’s vision? A food guide centered on real food from animals, the ground, the ocean, and the air. Locally sourced. Nutrient-dense. Recognizable.

That’s the opposite of what we’ve had for decades: processed “fortified” grains, seed oils, and fake meat pumped full of synthetic vitamins and soy.

If this pyramid gets built the right way, it’s the kind of guide you could show to your grandparents—and they’d nod in agreement.

7. 🗣️ RFK ON WHAT HE EATS: “IF IT COMES FROM AN ANIMAL, THE GROUND, THE OCEAN, OR THE AIR—I’LL EAT IT.”

Now that’s a food philosophy we can get behind.

He added that he eats a lot of protein, avoids ultra-processed foods, and prioritizes foods that existed long before food scientists showed up with marketing budgets.

Which makes you wonder—why was this ever controversial?

Final Thoughts

We’ve lived under food guidelines that were never created to make us healthy.
They were designed by influence, lobbying, and profit.

If RFK’s plan gets off the ground, this could mark the beginning of a real food revolution—one that finally puts human health ahead of processed food profits.

Until then, we’ll be over here with our meat, fat, salt, and sunshine.
Because unlike the old pyramid, we don’t need 11 servings of grains to feel alive.

References: 

1. “RFK Jr. Unveils Simplified Food Pyramid for a Healthier America.” The Dallas Express, 22 Apr. 2025, www.dallasexpress.com/health/rfk-jr-unveils-simplified-food-pyramid-for-a-healthier-america.
2. “Most U.S. Medical Schools Lack Required Nutrition Education.” Journal of Biomedical Education, vol. 12, 2023, pp. 45–53.
3. “New U.S. Dietary Guidelines Will Be Four Pages Long, Says RFK Jr.” Reuters, 14 May 2025, www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/new-us-dietary-guidelines-come-before-august-kennedy-says-2025-05-14.
4. “RFK Jr. Says Medical Schools Must Teach Nutrition or Lose Federal Funding.” ABC News, 17 June 2025, abcnews.go.com/Politics/rfk-jr-medical-schools-teach-nutrition-lose-federal/story?id=122482788.
5. “Prevalence of Obesity and Severe Obesity Among Adults: United States, 2023.” Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Mar. 2024, www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db480.htm.
6. Kennedy, Robert F., Jr. “What I Eat.” Interview by @TeamKennedy. Instagram, 5 June 2024, www.instagram.com/reel/C7dXRFKFoodTalk.